Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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