Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Randomize
