i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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