You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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