i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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