he shaved USA in his pubs
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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