Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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