operation have a gay friend backfired
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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