I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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