Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
