im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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