Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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