that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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