I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
And then he peed in my hair
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