Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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