im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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