he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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