Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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