Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
zippers are such a cool invention
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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