There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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