So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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