she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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