This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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