nut hugger
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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