Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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