Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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