Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just blew my weed a kiss
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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