Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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