Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My hand turned me down
Its about making memories worth repressing
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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