did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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