like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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