i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize