Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize