My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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