I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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