she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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