Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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