we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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