I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You need Xanax blowdarts
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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