All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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