Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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