i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just invented taco cereal.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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