don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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