He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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