So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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