He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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