butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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