Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
