Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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