Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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