Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize
