i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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