I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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