you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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